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Friday, October 13, 2006

What it’s like to be a human billboard


When most people decide on a career path, holding a sandwich board for hours on end in the busy streets of London doesn’t come to mind. But for hundreds of Eastern Europeans in the UK this is their means of life and for today, it’s also mine. It’s Thursday lunchtime in Bond Street and I’ve been standing outside Subway alone for an hour. I am fed up already, my feet and right arm are hurting and the waft of freshly baked bread filtering through the fans of the restaurant is testing my endurance.

The job isn’t as easy as I thought. Earlier I’d drifted into a daydream and my board swung round much to the amusement of the lady selling the Evening Standard, who informed me that the arrow was pointing away from the restaurant. Numerous tourists have asked me for directions, which I have failed to give, making me feel inadequate. A tad overdressed in a black suit, most people are looking me up and down instead of looking at the board and I’m also trying to ignore the odd sleazy comment from passers by such as, “Can we have you in a sandwich” (courtesy of two traffic wardens). Overall, I feel out of place and in the way as people bump into me and duck underneath the sign.

Scouring the streets this morning hadn’t filled me with much confidence in the human billboard trade. One employer asked me for a CV, which made me wonder what sort of credentials I would need to hold a sign. A strong bicep and a meaty grip? Having been turned down by two internet cafes, a beauty salon and a tanning parlour I was pleased to spot an abandoned sign leaning against the wall outside Subway. After meeting the manager and negotiating a wage of a free sandwich, cappuccino and unlimited cookies, here I was.

I’m joined by Audrius, a 41-year old Lithuanian man who would usually be in my shoes but instead is handing out flyers. Unlike most of the other boarders I’d met today he was brimming with enthusiasm, with a refreshingly cheery smile, his two gold teeth glinting in the sun. He is treated well by his employers, working 10am to 6pm five days a week for just over £5 an hour with free meals included.

Audrius speaks little English but we’re managing to understand about half of what each other are saying and exaggerated hand signals compensate for the rest. He tells me he is lucky because his sign isn’t too big and heavy and he is allowed to sit inside if it rains. Further down the road police stopped two Polish boarders as their signs were too large and could hurt passers-by if they blew over in the wind. It seems the Council are cracking down on obstructions on the pavement. “I say to Council, ‘Can I have small chair to sit down’,” says Audrius in broken English, “They say no. So sometimes I get tired.”

Six months ago Audrius came to London and, after asking around for jobs, started boarding, leaving behind his wife and baby in Lithuania. He is grateful to be earning but misses his family, which he signifies by wiping pretend tears from under his eyes. Next year, he hopes they will come to the UK if Lithuania joins the EU. “Now, everywhere in London you see Polish,” says Audrius who explains that it is relatively easy to come to England and find a job than it is in other areas of Europe such as Spain and Holland.

Sometimes working here, Audrius attracts unwanted attention. To my horror a pubescent thug runs past, hitting him on the back of his head, while filming it on his mobile phone. Apparently used to this kind of treatment, Audrius is unfazed saying, “The young ones are the trouble. They don’t care”.

The mood is lightened as the manager brings out a table of cookies to give to the public. Suddenly crowds of people swarm on us and the queue into the restaurant extends out the door. It’s down to Audrius’ charm, making jokes and chatting. The more he speaks to people, the more English he learns, improving his chances of finding a better career.

Audrius admits there are few prospects in this job but says he wouldn’t want the stress and strain of working in an office. “Everyone has too much money but not many are happy,” he says. “They all smoke and drink too much”. Audrius has surprised me as he is remarkably astute and incredibly observant. He is right; we have overcomplicated our lives. Spending time doing such a straightforward job and beginning to enjoy it shows me that there’s definitely something to be said for a simpler existence.

I became a human billboard as part of the Press Cadets competition for the Press Gazette.

Thursday, September 07, 2006

Animal Rights and Economic Terrorism by Pamela Caulfield

Filmed in the height of the conflict over the building of a new animal laboratory by Oxford University, this documentary explores the debate over animal testing and whether certain techinques used by animal rights activists can be classed as terrorism.

Thursday, June 01, 2006

A Monster of a Movie

Remake’s the king of all Kongs


CERT: PG-13 RUN TIME: 187mins

PLOT: A film crew travel to a mysterious island and return with a giant gorilla, which breaks free and wreaks havoc in New York.

Take a giant ape, a T-Rex, some oversized creepy crawlies, combine them with earth-shattering graphics and you’ve got an action blockbuster.

But add on an unusual but realistic beauty and the beast love story and you’ve got a film that’s scary, exciting and meaningful.

That’s what you get with Peter Jackson’s remake of the well known film but only if you can wait an hour before anything really happens.

The genius behind the Lord of the Rings trilogy goes much further than the two previous films did in making Kong almost human. The result is that it’s twice as long as the 1933 original, despite Jackson using the same narrative.

We follow Ann Darrow (Naomi Watts) as she tries to pursue an acting career in 1930s New York with no luck. Suddenly she meets Carl Denham (Jack Black) a director with a secret agenda, who whisks her and an unsuspecting film crew to the mysterious Skull Island, where they’re confronted by primitive natives, dinosaurs and of course, Kong himself.

From here on entails a chain of non-stop action and a frenzy of computer generated nightmares, which bumped the film’s budget to a whopping £116 million.

Andy Serkis aka “Gollum” from Lord of the Rings has perfected Kong’s movements in a journey which took him from London zoo to Rwanda. There are a lot of funny moments where the giant ape’s distinctly human especially when he seems to laugh. The most endearing times are when Kong, after falling for Ann shows her tenderness and compassion.

Even as a computer-generated image his feelings seem more genuine than Adrien Brody’s as Jack Driscoll, who’s weak at playing the hero. More wooden than wood is Jack Black, who seems only able to pull off two different facial expressions-shocked and a bit more shocked.

When Kong arrives in New York he becomes part of Denham’s stage show but it’s not long before he rips through the theatre and into a dodgy setting of the city, some of which appears to have been painted on a back-drop.

He then proceeds to pick off every blonde woman till he finds Ann and carries her to the top of the Empire State building. Naomi Watts is utterly convincing as the apple of Kong’s eye, with an uncanny resemblance to real-life best mate, Nicole Kidman. And she’s just a good an actress, if not better. Her relationship with the beast is believable as she weeps uncontrollably realising Kong’s inevitable fate. This is where the real love story lies and not with Ann and Jack, the wimpy “hero”.

It comes to a point where you almost wish for a Hollywood style fairy tale ending, hoping Ann could kiss the monster and change him into a prince. But you know that’s not going to happen.

King Kong Reviews on the web:

Rotten Tomatoes

Times Online

Rolling Stone

Buy the DVD from:

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HMV

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A Free Course Dinner

Free grub-all this came from a bin!

Pam Caulfield hits the back alleys of Bournemouth to go bin scavenging and finds the grub is wheelie good.

It’s half past six at night and whereas most people are tucking into their dinner, I’m rummaging in a bin at the back of a supermarket for mine. It’s bitterly cold, I’m hungry, loosing hope and beginning to wonder why I am doing this. I’m not a tramp and can afford to eat but instead I’m trying out the lifestyle of a new movement called “freeganism”.

It’s made up of people who are actively protesting against over consumption in society by not contributing to waste. They buy as little food as possible, salvaging as much as they can from skips behind supermarkets, cafes and other shops. It’s not the homeless driving the campaign but business professionals, who take the message very seriously. Accountants, writers and IT consultants are all getting involved, driving around in their Audi TTs, wearing pin-striped suits during the day and donning woolly hats and gloves to scavenge bins by night.

They call themselves “freegans”, a combination of “free” and “vegan” and are sometimes known as “dumpster divers”, a term originating from America, where the movement began. I’ve joined two of them and we’ve been searching behind shops in Bournemouth since 5 o’clock but haven’t yet found anything.

Ashwyn Falkingham, 21 from Sydney has been living this lifestyle for two and a half years and Ross Parry, 46 from Melbourne has been freegan for over twenty years. Despite not being used to the freezing cold weather and our lack of success so far they remain high spirited and seem to be enjoying their first bin scavenge in Bournemouth. We head to Iceland. Opening one of the bins lets out a mouldy stench but Ash and Ross seem immune to it. They lift out some bags, shake, poke and inspect the contents through the clear plastic. Nothing.

Then, just as I’m at the verge of going in the shop and buying a pack of biscuits we hit the jackpot. A suspiciously heavy black bag reveals a pack of sealed rump steaks and three bags of ready cooked chicken. The sell by date is today but they are a few days within their use by date and still cold, probably only just thrown out minutes before at the shop’s closing time. It’s as if all our dinners have come at once.

Ash digging food out of a bin

“It’s hard when you don’t know an area but once you go out a couple of times, you know where to look and you can get loads of stuff,” says Ash, who’s managed to afford a round the world ticket and a laptop thanks to his freegan lifestyle. It’s also given him and Ross the chance to carry out their Christian voluntary work all over the globe.

Earlier we’d spent half an hour searching for the bins at the back of LIDL’s in the town centre. We followed the freegan rule of not trespassing and finally found a fire door left open in the multi-storey car park. There stood a huge bin, a beacon of hope in an empty car park. It was too tall to look into and as I was preparing to turn back, Ash undeterred by its height, leaped straight in without a second thought. Disappointingly he found no food but did manage to pull out a roll of cream carpet to fit out the back of their van.

Now we were in the high street of Winton because smaller shops, unlike major supermarkets tend not to lock the bins away. Perked up and motivated by our last find we head to the back of a small Waitrose, where a line of six bins wait for us like an outdoor shopping aisle. Opening one up, it’s almost as clean as the interior of the actual shop and the produce is just as easy to find. I’m surprised the bin bags aren’t labelled for our convenience. “It’s just like grocery shopping but faster, cheaper and much more fun,” says Ash, pulling out some organic ciabatta bread.

We find a wealth of food from organic eggs, all in date and none of which are broken, to marinated artichokes. Ash and Ross are like excited kids choosing pick and mix from a sweet shop. “This is surprising,” says Ross, sniffing a bag of vegetables to see if they’re ok. “Often we find employees have opened a jar or broken eggs in the bags to stop us taking things.”

The biggest discovery is a whole bin bag full of sealed six packs of white rolls. They look as if they haven’t even touched the shelves. The packaging says they’re a month out of date but they aren’t even slightly mouldy. We calculate that the wrong date must have been printed on these perfectly edible rolls so they had simply been thrown out. It’s likely that not even employees could take them home due to tight health and safety regulations. They’re good enough for us so we take the whole bag as it is.

We are carried away now, picking out sealed packets of roast ham, cherry tomatoes, salmon and asparagus pie and Crème Caramel desserts. This is fantastic, I’m thinking, getting all this upmarket food for nothing. We could eat like kings. Bang! A door opens at the back of the shop. “Quick,” Ash whispers as we grab it all and frantically start stuffing it into old carrier bags. I feel like we were doing something wrong but we are not shop lifting, all of the food is in the bin. We’re too late and get caught by a Waitrose employee. My heart’s racing and my cheeks are red hot for the first time this evening with embarrassment. On seeing us, the lady just smiles and, apparently used to dumpster divers, says “As far as I’m concerned, no problem.” We’re all relieved, grab a few more bits, gather everything up and head back to the van.

Ash and Ross tell me they have had problems with employees in the past. Ash once found a leather belt in a skip but the manager of the clothes store demanded that he give it back, saying it was his belt and Ash had no right to take it, despite the fact the man had thrown it out.

As Ross and Ash lie out a platter of food, I realise their message is right – we are being too wasteful. They certainly are having their cake and eating it or as in this case, freshly baked double choc chip muffins salvaged from a previous rummage behind Co-op. “We never really buy any food and we’ve never been ill,” says Ash. “Occasionally we have to buy rice because Ross has gluten intolerance but then again we found ten kilos of it in a bin the other week.”

The Nation could save itself a fortune if they followed in the freegans’ footsteps. The average household spends £2,340 a year on food shopping and it is estimated that £450 of that is wasted. Fare Share is a charity distributing excess supermarket food to the homeless. Alex Green, the director of marketing and fundraising says Britain’s become obsessed with use-by dates. “People have lost touch with their natural instincts about food. The best way of telling whether something’s gone off is just to smell it. However, I think buy one get one free offers in shops haven’t helped by encouraging a culture used to wasting food.”

He doesn’t think the freegan lifestyle suits everyone. “From a political stance freeganism is useful to us because it allows the debate of wasted food to go ahead and makes people more aware of us,” he says. “But there is a worry if vulnerable people are encouraged to start dumpster diving. It is a very dangerous thing to do if you are a homeless person.” Food, such as raw meat found in skips requires some kind of heat source to cook it, which may not be available to the homeless. “It is the middle-class that can afford to make that choice. If they want to jump in a bin and make an omelette out of what they find then that’s fine but I wouldn’t do it.”

There are some who have depended on dumpster diving as a way of surviving. “Peter”, who didn’t want to reveal his identity found himself in financial difficulty when his wife left him to live in France and took his two children.

The 44 year-old from Northwich went into depression after he found that she had been cheating on him and had turned his friends against him, saying he had beaten her. “I tried to commit suicide when she told me that she was leaving me,” says Peter, “I had driven to a deserted spot and rigged the car with a length of hose and lay back in the drivers seat waiting for my life to end.....I did not know that cars fitted with catalytic converters were not as deadly as I thought!”

He had to claim Job seekers allowance after a neck injury prevented him from working but the payments stopped in March last year. “I was in arrears with the electricity and gas companies so I was eating porridge oats made with water heated up using a blow torch.”

But then he started diving for food in supermarket bins after realising that reduced food in stores was often thrown out before its use-by date. “After Christmas was the best time to find produce,” says Peter. “With end of year stock takes in most stores, they were throwing good stuff away and I was able to eat some healthy food at last.”

He makes money by salvaging computers from skips and repairing them to sell at car boots. Not spending any money on food means he can afford to pay his bills. “I was so cold since September and I had three showers in the space of three months. It’s not something I want to go through again. Skip diving has changed my life.”

Fare Share wants to expand its network of distribution centres to help more vulnerable people like Peter, so they don’t have to hit the streets to find food. Fare Share has six depots in the UK, working with businesses to pick up excess food and deliver it to the needy. In 2005, they provided 3.3 million meals, feeding 12,000 people a day on food that otherwise would have been wasted. The charity works as much as it can within health and safety regulations. “We can pick up crates of sandwiches from a supermarket and within hours they’ll be in people’s bellies,” Alex Green says.

Charities such as this could be the solution for tackling mass waste in Britain but Ash has his doubts. He says, “Fare Share are making a big difference to people’s lives but it doesn’t detract from the fact that supermarkets know they’re still overstocking their shelves and won’t stop doing it.” Fare Share admits that they need more resources but Alex Green says that no freegans have ever volunteered to help them. “Surely if they wanted to put across their message helping us would be the best way of doing it.”

Ash(L) and Ross (R) with the booty in the back of their van

They may not be feeding anyone apart from themselves but the freegans have made me think twice before chucking out perfectly good food just because the packaging says I should. Sitting in Ross and Ash’s van, it’s like Steptoe and Son’s yard, packed with all kinds of rescued goods but I can’t help thinking this lifestyle is not for me. Ross asks “At what point would you be prepared to eat the food; when it’s full price on the supermarket shelf, when it’s marked down in the reduced section or ten minutes later when it’s in the bin outside?”

I see his point; there’s nothing wrong with the food we’ve found and I’m not afraid of eating it myself. But would I invite friends over for a dinner party and tell them that the rump steaks they’re tucking into had, only a few hours before, been lying in the bottom of a bin outside Iceland? Probably not.

Interested in freeganism? Try these sites:

Freecycle

Dumpster World

More articles on freeganism:

Dumpster diving

The Sell-by Foragers

Scavengers harvest sell-by date booty

Freegans

A good blog:

David Rowan (from the Times Magazine) on freeganism

A Chinese Getaway


The busy Shenzhen streets

On one side of me were the Hong Kong businessmen in their finely pressed Versace suits. On the other side were the few Chinese residents who’d beenallowed over the border and were returning with plastic bags packed to the brim and poking above the crowd were the baseball caps of the Western tourists with their digital cameras and “I love NYC” t-shirts, who were bound to be bombarded by people with flyers, offering cheap DVDs, handbags and watches when they got through immigration and walked into Schenzhen.


It was cramped and airless. The ceiling fans failed to relieve the exhausting effect of the 86 percent humidity, which had been predicted on a weather forecast I’d seen in my hotel room that morning. Still, I didn’t dare step out of line for the fear of being taken to some back room and interrogated by one of the hard-faced immigration officers, like you see in the movies. My brother, living and working in Hong Kong, had stood in this line many times before and explained that Chinese culture is all about “keeping face.” Respect for authority and elders is very important and being seen to make a mistake is highly embarrassing. The officers had to be strict and organised as they could lose their jobs over the smallest matter.

The journey so far had been easy. We’d taken the very efficient MTR (Mass Transit Railway i.e. the underground) from my hotel in Causeway Bay at 8am to the KCR train station. With an “Octopus card,” costing 75 Hong Kong dollars (about £4), a journey of about 5 stops only costs around 40p and the cards can be topped up at any point via machines. However, we went first class on the KCR, which cost £3 but it was worth paying the extra couple of quid not to be crammed in a small carriage for the 40-minute journey. Everyone suffered the same treatment at immigration into China and we stood in lines for about an hour and a half. Even though Britain handed Hong Kong back to China in 1997, a passport and visa is still needed to pass over the border and since the outbreak of sars there are also several medical forms to fill out. I began to understand why many tourists who visit Hong Kong are deterred from travelling to China.


The Shenzhen skyline

We walked out of the station to a skyline of gleaming downtown towers, each competing to be taller than the next, surrounded by foundations of new buildings that would no doubt spring up over the next year as a result of foreign capital investment. It was hard to believe that some 25 years ago this metropolis was a simple rural hamlet on the edge of the Hong Kong border. At ground level it was a different story. The area was a hot spot for beggars, prying on tourists and with many of them being deformed, it was hard not to be sympathetic. However, giving them money isn’t a good idea as tourists can find themselves being followed around all day, being seen as easy targets.

We were enticed into one of the shopping centres by a very persistent Chinese man who told us extraordinary stories of how he’d come across some DVDs he could sell to us for a very low price. He then took us up in the lift to the top floor of the building, where the security guard turned a blind eye as he led us towards a small locked door. Inside tourists were bartering for stacks of copied DVDs, about none of which would probably work when they got them home. Hanging on the walls were hundreds of fake “Dior” and “Gucci” handbags. Having satisfied our curiosity we made our way out through the bustling crowds of people and the salesmen shouting “Missy, missy. You like handbag?” I found the experience very entertaining but we decided to move on to the city centre and took a bus to Renmin Lu.

The first thing I noticed, getting off the bus twenty minutes later was a sweet smell, which I recognised as steamed dim sum, being cooked on small wagons at the side of the street. The vendor told me in the little English he knew that dim sum means “touching your heart” and the small shrimp filled dumplings certainly did. I couldn’t understand why all the Chinese were queuing in KFC opposite! Massive adverts covered the sides of most of the buildings, many of them written in English -evidence of the spread of capitalism into China. Scaffolding made out of bamboo was strapped to most of the buildings, which looked very precarious, holding several grown men six storeys above me. My brother assured me that it was very strong but I still felt the need to run underneath! Small street stalls sold “Hello Kitty” merchandise and traditional Chinese ornaments. Every other shop we walked past seemed to either be a jeweller, an opticians or an electrical goods store and nearly every window had a cat ornament with a wagging arm for good luck.

Walking through the streets, I couldn’t help but be taken in by the atmosphere which included simple things such as the loud clanging sound the traffic lights made when people crossed the road to street vendors shouting very bad English, attempting to sell a few knock-off watches. I had been dreading the journey to Schenzhen and was uncertain about leaving Hong Kong. However, as we arrived at the restaurant in the early evening, where we were to meet some of my brother’s business collegues, I was already planning my next journey through the city.

Fact File:

Getting there (from Hong Kong):

  • Use the MTR line to reach the KCR to Schenzhen. Maps of the underground are available to buy in English.
  • Buy an Octopus card. They are only $75 HK (£4) and a journey of around 5 stops only costs about 40p. The KCR costs $15 HK (around £1) standard and $60 (£3) for first class.
  • A one-day visa is required and these take 24 hours to organise and cost around £20. A passport is also needed.
  • Two day organised tours are available, ranging from £30 to £100 from www.travelchinaguide.com , some of which include accommodation.

Advice:

  • Travel either with an informed person or a registered tour guide. Do not take up tours offered to you in the street because these can be organised by muggers.
  • If taking a taxi or bus, ask someone at a tourist information point to write down the name in Chinese to show to the driver to avoid confusion in pronunciation.
  • Remember that buying counterfeit goods is illegal and they can be seized at immigration on your way back to Hong Kong and at the airport on your return journey.

Articles on Shenzhen on the web:

China Syndrome

China travel guide

Hotels in Shenzhen:

Hotel finder

Holiday Inn


Landmark

For a good travel blog try:

Gridskipper